The thing (1950)    (video)

 

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1. While I was walkin' down the beach one bright and sunny day,

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    I saw a great big wooden box a-floatin' in the bay.

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   I pulled it in and opened it up and much to my surprise,

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    oh, I discovered a …. right before my eyes !

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    Oh, I discovered a …. right before my eyes

 

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2. I picked it up and ran to town as happy as a king,

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    I took it to a guy I knew who'd buy most anything.

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    But this is what he hollered at me as I walked in his shop :

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    "Oh, get out of here with that .... before I call a cop !"

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    "Oh, get out of here with that .... before I call a cop !"

 

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3. I turned around and got right out, a-runnin' for my life,

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    and then I took it home with me to give it to my wife.

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    But this is what she hollered at me as I walked in the door :

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    "Oh, get out of here with that .... and don't come back no more !"

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    "Oh, get out of here with that .... and don't come back no more !"

 

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4. I wandered all around the town until I chanced to meet

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    a hobo who was lookin' for a handout on the street.

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    He said he'd take most any old thing, he was a desperate man,

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    but when I showed him the .... he turned around and ran.

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    Oh, when I showed him the .... he turned around and ran !

 

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5. I wandered on for many years, a victim of my fate,

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    until one day I came upon St Peter at the gate.

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    And when I tried to take it inside he told me where to go :

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    Get out of here with that .... and take it down below !

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    Oh, get out of here with that .... and take it down below !

 

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6. The moral of this story is, if you're out on the beach

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    and you should see a great big box, and it's within your reach :

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    Don't ever stop and open it up, that's my advice to you.

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    'Cause you'll never get rid of the .... no matter what you do !

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    Oh, you'll never get rid of the .... no matter what you do !

 

    (Phil Harris)