The Streak (1974) (video)

(Reporter : )

Hello, ev'ryone, this is your Action News reporter with all the news

that is news across the nation on the scene at the supermarket. There seems to have been some disturbance here.

Pardon me, sir, did you, see what happened ?

(Man : )

Yeah, I did. I's standin' over there by the tomaters and here he comes,

runnin' through the pole beans, through the fruits ''n' vegetables,

nekked as a Jaybird. 'n' I hollered over t'Ethel, I said "DON'T LOOK,

ETHEL!!" 'n' it's too late, she'd already been incensed.

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1. (Here he comes) Looka dat, looka dat,

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(there he goes) looka dat, looka dat,

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(and he ain't wearin' no clothes).

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Whoa, yes, they call him The Streak (looka dat, looka dat)

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fastest thing on two feet (looka dat, looka dat),

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he's just as proud as he can be of his anatomy,

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he’s gonna give us a peek.

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Oh, yes, they call him The Streak (looka dat, looka dat),

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he likes to show off his physique (looka dat, looka dat)

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if there's an audience to be found

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he'll be streakin' around invitin' public critique.

(Reporter : )

This is your Action News reporter once again and we're here at the

gas station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened ?

(Man : )

Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin' my tawres checked 'n' he just

appeared outta the back. Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't have nuthin’ on but a smile!! I looked at her and Ethel was gettin'

'er a cold drink. I hollered "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!" But it's too late,

she'd already been MOONED!! Flashed her right there in front of the

shock absorbers!!

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2. (He ain't crude) Looka dat, looka dat,

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(he ain't rude) looka dat, looka dat,

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(he's just in the mood to run in the nude) !

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Whoa, yes they call him The Streak (looka dat, looka dat),

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he likes to turn other cheek (looka dat, looka dat),

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he's always makin' the news wearin' just his tennis shoes,

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guess you could call him unique.

(Reporter : )

Once again, your Action News reporter in the booth at the gym

covering the disturbance at the basketball playoff. Pardon me, sir, did,

you see what happened ?

(Man : )

Yeah, I did. Halftime, I's just goin' down there to get Ethel a snow cone.

Here he come, right outta the cheap seats, dribblin'. Right down the

middle of the floor. Didn't have on nothin' but his Keds! Made a hook,

shot and got out through the concession stand. I hollered up at Ethel,

I said "DON'T LOOK, ETHEL!!"...Too late ! She'd already gotten a free

shot. Grandstand. Right there in front of the home team.

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Whoa, yes, they call him The Streak, (Where is she ? Where is she ?)

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fastest thing on two feet, (Ethel, is that you, Ethel ?)

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he's just as proud as he can be of his anatomy,

(What do you think you're doin’?)

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he’s gonna give us a peek. (You get your clothes on !! )

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Oh, yes, they call him The Streak, (Ethel, where you goin’?)

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he likes to show off his physique, (Ethel, you shameless hussy!!)

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if there's an audience to be found,

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he'll be streakin' a-round invitin' public critique. (Say it isn't so, Ethel! )

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Oh, yes, they call him The Streak ...

(Ray Stevens)