The No No song (intro)

C G F C

1. A lady that I know just came from Colombia,

F C

she smiled because I did not understand,

F

then she held out some marijuana, oh ho,

G C

she said it was the best in all the land.

C

And I said, "No-no-no-no, I don't smoke it no more,

G

I'm tired of waking up on the floor.

G7

No, thank you please, it only makes me sneeze,

G C

then it makes it hard to find the door."

C G F C

2. A woman that I know just came from Majorca, Spain,

F C

she smiled because I did not understand,

F

then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine,

G C

she said it was the finest in the land.

C

And I said, "No-no-no-no, I don't sniff no more,

G

I'm tired of waking up on the floor.

G7

No, thank you please, it only makes me sneeze,

G C

then it makes it hard to find the door."

C G F C - F - C

Wow wow, wow wow. (3x)

C G F C

3. A man I know just came from Nashville, Tennessee-o,

F C

he smiled because I did not understand,

F

then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh-ho,

G C

he said it was the best in all the land.

C

And I said, "No-no-no-no, I don't drink it no more,

G

I'm tired of waking up on the floor.

G7

No, thank you please, it only makes me sneeze,

G C

then it makes it hard to find the door."

C

And I said, "No-no-no-no, I can't take it no more,

G

I'm tired of waking up on the floor.

G7

No, thank you please, it only makes me sneeze,

G C

and then it makes it hard to find the door."

(Ringo Starr)