The bad touch (1999) (video) (midi)

(spoken : )Ha-ha, well now, we call this the act of mating, but there

are several other very important differences between human beings

and animals that you should know about.

(drums) I'd appreciate your input ! + Am - C - G - F (2x)

Am C

1. Sweat, baby, sweat, baby, sex is a Texas drought,

G F

me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about.

Am C

So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts.

G F

Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up.

Am C

You've had enough of two-hand touch, you want it rough,

G

you're out of bounds, I want you smothered, want you covered

F

like my Waffle House hashbrowns.

Am

Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex

C

like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined,

G F

to make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time.

Am C

(Do it now!) You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals,

G F

so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

Am C

(Do it again, now !) You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals,

G F

so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

+ Gettin' horny now ! + Am - C - G - F (2x) + Am - C - G - F (2x)

Am C

2. Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket,

G F

like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it.

Am C

Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas,

G

but I got this notion that the motion of your ocean

F

means "Small Craft Advisory".

Am C

So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship,

G F

please, turn me on, I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip.

Am

So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time",

C

you'll love it just like Lyle,

G F

and then we'll do it doggy style, so we can both watch "X-Files".

Am C

(Do it now!) You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals,

G F

so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

Am C

(Do it again, now !) You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals,

G F

so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

+ Gettin' horny now ! + Am - C - G - F (2x)

+ CHORUS (2x) + Gettin' horny now ! + Am - C - G - F (6x) …

(orig. = capo 3rd) (Bloodhound Gang)