Texas hold ’em (2014) (video)

 
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   D
This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)
 
so lay your cards down, down, down, down !
   G
So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey),
  D
stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around).
    A
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance witchu,
  G
come pour some sugar on me, honey, too.
   D
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown,
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don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo, ha)
 
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1. There's a tornado in my city,
 
 hit the basement, that shit ain't pretty.
  G
 Rugged whiskey 'cause we survivin'
  D
 off red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah !
 Bm   D   G
 Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right,
   D
 we headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice.
 Bm   D  G
 Woo-oo-oo-oo, run me to the left,
   D
 then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind.
 
+ CHORUS
 
  A
+ And I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu,
   G
 come pour some liquor on me, honey, too.
  D
 It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown,
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 don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now.
 
 D  - D
+ Woo-hoo ! Woo-hoo !
G - D
 Woo-hoo !
 
    D
2. There's a heatwave coming at us,
 
 too hot to think straight, too cold to panic,
   G
 all of the problems just feel dramatic,
   D
 now we're runnin' to the first bar that we find, yeah.
 Bm   D   G
 Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right,
   D
 we headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice.
 Bm D    G
 Woo-oo-oo-oo, you run to the left,
  D
 just work me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind.
 
 D
This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)
 
so lay your cards down, down, down, down !
  G
So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey),
 D
stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around).
 A
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance witchu,
 G
come pour some sugar on me, honey, too.
 D
It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown,
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don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo, ha)
 
 A
+ And I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu,
 G
 come pour some liquor on me, honey, too.
 D
 It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown,
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 don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now.
 
 Em - A
+   Take it to the floor now, 
  Em A
 ooh, hoops, spurs, boots to the floor now !
 Em A - Em A
 Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, shoot, come take it to the floor now !
 Em  A Em
 Ooh, and I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you,
  A Em
 baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me, too,
  A - Em
 Furs, spurs, boots,  solargenic, photogenic, shoot.

(Beyoncé)