Song of the King (Seven fat cows)    (video)    (midi)

 

    E ~

 

    (Pharaoh:

                         E

1. Well, I was wandering along the banks of the river

 

    when seven fat cows came out of the Nile, ahaha,

            E

    And right behind these fine healthy animals

 

    came seven other cows that were skinny and vile, ahaha,

                           A

    And then the thin cows ate the fat cows,

 

    which I thought would do them good, ahaha, oh yeah,

              E

    but it didn't make them fatter like

 

    such a monster supper should, oh, no !

                    A

    Well, the thin cows were as thin as they had

                                B7

    ever, ever, ever been. - - -

                       E

    Well, this dream has got me baffled, hey,

      G                          A                 E

    Joseph, won’t you tell what it means ?

 

                         A                             B7          A                       B7

     Well, you know that kings ain't stupid, but I don't have a clue,

          A                    B7

    so don't be cruel Joseph, help me now, I beg of you !

 

                         E

2. Well, I was standing doing nothing in a field out of town,

 

    when I saw seven beautiful ears of corn, ahaha,

                       E

    They were ripe, they were golden, but you've guessed it,

 

    right behind them there were seven other ears

 

    that were tattered and torn, ahaha.

                     A

    Then the bad corn ate the good corn,

 

    they came up from behind, yes, they did !

                E

    Now, Joseph, here's the punch line, it's

 

    really gonna blow your mind.

                     A

    Well, the bad corn was as bad as it had

                                         B7

    ever, ever, ever, ever been.

                E

    This dream has got me all shook up,

       G                        A                        E    - B7

    treat me nice and tell me what it means.         - - -

 

                             F#                                                B7

    Hey, hey, hey, Joseph, won't you tell poor old Pharaoh,

                            E

    what does it mean?     +  A - C - B7 - E    - F - E

 

    (Joseph, spoken : ) Why, I understand that bad corn tale,

     but if you  could just give me a second about the cows !

 

                             F#                                                B7

    Hey, hey, hey, Joseph, won't you tell poor old Pharaoh,

                            E

    what does it mean?     +  A - C - B7 - E    - F - E

 

(orig. = no capo; video = capo 1st in D....
midi = capo 3rd)   
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