Skimbleshanks, the Railway Cat    (video)

 

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    Skimbleshanks, the Railway Cat,

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    the Cat of the Railway Train !

 

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1. There's a whisper down the line at eleven thirty-nine

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    when the Night Mail's ready to depart,

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    saying 'Skimble, where is Skimble, has he gone to hunt the thimble ?

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    We must find him or the train can't start.'

 

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2. All the guards and all the porters and the stationmaster's daughters

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    would be searching high and low,

                    Em                        A7                 D                    Bm

    Saying 'Skimble, where is Skimble, for unless he's very nimble,

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    then the Night Mail just can't go.'

 

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    At eleven forty-two with the signal overdue,

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    and the passengers all frantic to a man,

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    that's when I would appear and I'd saunter to the rear,

                    G                            Em   - A7

    I'd been busy in the luggage van.

 

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3. Then he gave one flash of his glass green eyes,

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    and the signal went 'All Clear !'

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    They'd be off at last for the northern part

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    of the Northern Hemisphere.

 

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    Skimbleshanks, the Railway Cat,

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    the Cat of the Railway Train !

 

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4. You could say that by and large it was me who was in charge

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    of the Sleeping Car Express.

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    From the driver and the guards to the bagmen playing cards,

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    I would supervise them all, more or less.

 

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5. Down the corridor he paces and examines all the faces

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    of the travellers in the First and Third.

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    He establishes control by a regular patrol,

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    and he'd know at once if anything occurred.

 

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    He would watch you without winking,

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    and he knows what you were thinking,

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    and it's certain that he didn't approve

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    of hilarity and riot, so the folks were very quiet,

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    when Skimble was about and on the move.

 

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6. You could play no pranks with Skimbleshanks!

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    he's a cat that cannot be ignored.

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    So nothing went wrong on the Northern Mail,

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    when Skimbleshanks was aboard.

 

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    It was very pleasant when they'd found their little den

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    with their name written up on the door.

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    And the berth was very neat with a newly folded sheet

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    and not a speck of dust on the floor.

 

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    There was every sort of light, you could make it dark or bright,

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    and a button that you turn to make a breeze.

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    And a funny little basin you're supposed to wash your face in,

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    and a crank to shut the window should you sneeze.

 

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    Then the guard looked in politely and would ask you very brightly,

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    'Do you like your morning tea weak or strong ?'

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    But I was just behind him and was ready to remind him,

             G                       D                  Em      - A7

    for Skimble won't let anything go wrong.

 

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7. When they crept into their cosy berth

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    and pulled up the counter-pane,

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    they ought to reflect that it's very nice

          Em                    A7             D                 Bm

    to know that they wouldn't be bothered by mice.

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    They could leave all that to the Railway Cat,

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    the Cat of the Railway Train !

 

(orig. moves up half a note to capo 3rd here)

 

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    Skimbleshanks, the Railway Cat,

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    the Cat of the Railway Train !

 

                D                      A              Bm                         D

8. In the watches of the night I was always fresh and bright,

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    every now and then I'd have a  cup of tea.

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    With perhaps a drop of Scotch while I was keeping on the watch,

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    only stopping here and there to catch a flea.

 

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9. They were fast asleep at Crewe and so they never knew

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    that I was walking up and down the station.

                        Em                     A7             D            Bm

    They were sleeping all the while I was busy at Carlisle,

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    where I met the station master with elation.

 

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    They might see me at Dumfries, if I summoned the police,

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    there was anything they ought to know about.

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    When they got to Gallowgate there they did not have to wait,

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    for Skimbleshanks would help them to get out !

 

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10. And he gave you a wave of his long brown tail,

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    which says: 'I'll see you again !

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    You'll meet without fail on the Midnight Mail

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    the Cat of the Railway Train.'

 

+  instrumental = verse 10

 

 

(orig. = capo 2nd)    (Andrew Lloyd Webber)