Screwing you on the beach at night
Am - C - Em - G
(2x)
Am C
1. Nothing heats up my jacuzzi
like when
Em G
this
used thong I found and bedazzled with gems
Am C Em - G
brushes
ever so gently against some boobs.
Am C
I guess it's hard to believe
that one man
Em G
could
have a ponytail this sensitive and
Am C Em - G
distract
an aggressive hawk that's cornered you.
+ Am - C - Em -
G (2x)
Am C
2. I know my haiku's are freaking intense
Em G
but
even the words I made up to sound French
Am C Em - G
don't
express my feelings for your toilet parts.
Am C
I would show up for our
pottery class
Em G
dressed
like a pirate with John Water's mustache
Am C Em - G
on a
unicorn that shits your name in stars.
C D
Fuckings
cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type,
Em G
loitering
on cliffs, thinking about stuff like,
C D
Em - D
screwing
you on the beach at night.
C D
Fuckings
cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type,
Em G
loitering
on cliffs, thinking about stuff like,
C D Em - D
screwing
you on the beach at night.
+ Am - C - Em - G (2x) - C
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+ One milkshake, two
straws.
C D
Fuckings
cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type,
Em G
loitering
on cliffs, thinking about stuff like,
C D Em - D
screwing
you on the beach at night.
C D
Fuckings
cool, but Jimmy's the romantic type,
Em G
loitering
on cliffs, thinking about stuff like,
C D Em - D
screwing
you on the beach at night.
+ Am - C - Em - G (2x)
Am C Em G
Am
+ Don't I (don't I) sound so (sound so) sexy
(sexy) echo (echo) ?
C Em G Em
Don't I (don't I) sound so
(sound so) sexy (sexy) echo (echo) ?
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Release the doves
!
(orig. = capo 2nd) (The
Bloodhound Gang)