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G
1. She’s a perfect 10, but she
wears a 12,
D
baby,
keep a little 2 for me.
G
She could be sweet 16, busting
out of the seams,
D
it’s
still love on the first degree.
G
2. When he’s at my gate, with
a big fat 8,
D
you wanna see the smile on my face.
G
And even at my door, with a poor,
poor 4,
D
there
ain’t no man can replace.
G Am
‘Cause we love our love in different sizes,
C G
I love her body, especially the lines.
G Am
Time takes its toll, but not on the eyes,
D G
promise me this, take me tonight.
G
3. If he’s extra large, well,
I’m in charge,
D
I can work this thing on top.
G
And if he’s XXL, well, what
the hell,
D
every
penny don’t fit the slot.
G
4. All the anorexic chicks,
the model 6,
D
they
don’t hold no weight with me.
G
Well, 8 or 9, well that’s just fine,
D
but I
like to hold something I can see.
G Am
We love our love in different sizes,
C G
I love her body, especially the lines.
G Am
Time takes its toll, but not on the eyes,
D G
promise me this, take me tonight.
G
5. I bought a watch to time your beauty,
D
but
I’ve had to fit a second hand.
G
I’ve bought a calendar, and
every month
D
is taken up by
lover man.
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(orig. = capo 2nd) (The
Beautiful South)