Over and done with

C - E - Am - F (4x) … C E Am F

1. This is the story of our first teacher,

C E Am F

Shetland made her jumpers and the devil made her features.

C E Am F

Threw up her hands when my mum said our names,

C E Am F

embroidered all her stories with slanderous claims.

C E Am F

It's over and done with, it's over and done with. (4x)

C E Am F

2. This is the story of losing my virginity,

C E Am F

I held my breath and the fey held the trinity.

C E Am F

People, I'm making no claims to no mystery,

C E Am F C

but sometimes I feel like my sex life’s all (history).

C E Am F

It's over and done with, it's over and done with. (4x)

Fm C C7

I'm not saying these events didn't touch our lives in any way,

Fm G G7

but, ah, they didn't make the impression that some people say.

C E Am F

3. This is the story of watching a man dying,

C E Am F

the subject’s unpopular, but I don't feel like lying.

C E Am F

When I think of it now, I acted like a sinner,

C E Am F

I just washed my hands, then I went for my dinner.

C E Am F

It's over and done with, it's over and done with. (4x) ….

(The Proclaimers)