Old Man Emu    (video)    (intro)

 

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1. Let me tell you of an interview with an Old Man Emu,

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    he’s got a beak and feathers and things,

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    but the pore old fella ain't got no wings.

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    Aren’t you jealous of the wedge tailed eagle?�

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    Oom ba da little da da da :

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    “While the Eagle’s flying round and round,

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    I keep my two feet firmly on the ground.

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    Now, I cant fly, but I’m telling you: I can run the pants off a kangaroo.“

 

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    Ba da da doo dee, ba doo doo doo , doo doo doot doot doo doo.

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    He can’t fly but I’m telling you, he can run the pants off a kangaroo.

 

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2. Well, he was a model for the fifty cents, oom ba-da little da da da,

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    the designer should have had more sense, oom ba da little da da da.

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   “If you take a look, it will prove to you, ha ha ha ha

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    I ran the pants off that kangaroo.”�

 

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    Ba da da doo dee, ba doo doo doo , doo doo doot doot doo doo.

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    take a look, it will prove to you, he ran the pants off a kangaroo.

 

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3. You can’t loop the loop like a cockatoo, oom ba da little da da da,

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    swoop and toot like an albatross, oom ba da little da da da.

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    “You silly galah, I’m better by far,

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    than a white cockatoo or a budgerigar.

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    They squeak and squawk and try to talk,

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    why, me and them are like cheese and chalk.”

 

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    Ba da da doo dee, ba doo doo doo , doo doo doot doot doo doo.

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   He can’t fly but I’m telling you, he could run the pants off a kangaroo.

 

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4. Well, a dingo came around one day, oom ba da little da da da.

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    “Hey there, emu, ya wanna play?” Oom ba da little da da da.

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    But the emu was too smart for him,

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    walked right up an’ kicked him in the shins.

 

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    Ba da da doo dee, ba doo doo doo , doo doo doot doot doo doo.

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    He can’t fly but I’m telling you, he could run the pants off a dingo, too.

 

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5. Well, the last time I saw old man emu, oom ba da little da da da,

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    he was chasing a female he knew, oom ba da little da da da.

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    As he shot passed I heard him say: (panting noises)

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    “She can’t fly but I’m telling you, she can run the pants off a kangaroo.”

 

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    Ba da da doo dee, ba doo doo doo , doo doo doot doot doo doo.

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   She can’t fly but I’m telling you, she could run the pants off a kangaroo.

 

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6. Well, there is no moral to this ditty, oom ba da little da da da,

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    thrush can sing but he ain't pretty, oom ba da little da da da.

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    Duck can swim, but he can’t sing, nor can the eagle on the wing,

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    emu can’t fly, but I’m telling you: he can run the pants off a kangaroo!

 

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    Well, the cookaburra laughed, and he said, “It’s true,

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    oom ba da little da da da,

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    heee, haa, hee, haa, he can run the pants off a kangaroo !”

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    Heee, haa, hee, haa, hee haa, hee haa.

 

(orig. = capo 1st)    (John Williamson)