Never do a tango with an eskimo (1954)     (video)

 

    G - D - D - G

 

                      G                                     D

1. You must never do a tango with an Eskimo,

     D               G

    no, no, no, oh dear, no !

                   G                                       C

    When a lady from Nebraska's at a party in Alaska,

                      D                                    G

    she must never do a tango with an Eskimo.

                    D                                     G

    You can do it with a Latin from Manila to Manhattan,

                   D                                      G

    you can do it with a Gaucho in Brazil,

               C                                               G

    but if once those Eskimoses start to wiggle with their toeses,

                    D                            A                   D

    you can bet your life, you're gonna get a chill.

 

                     G                                    D

2. You can never do a tango with an Eskimo,

     D               G

    no, no, no, oh dear, no !

               G

    If you do, you'll get the breeze up,

                      C

    and you'll end up with a freeze up,

                      D                                     G

    you must never do a tango with an Eskimo !

      D                                             G

    No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no !

 

+  G - D - D - G (2x)

 

(orig. moves up half a note to capo 2nd here)

 

                      G                                     D

3. You must never do a tango with an Eskimo,

     D               G

    no, no, no, oh dear, no !

                   G                                       C

    When a lady from Nebraska's at a party in Alaska

                      D                                    G

    she must never do a tango with an Eskimo.

                    D                                     G

    You can do it with a sailor from Peru to Venezuela,

                   D                                   G

    you can do it with Apaches in Paris,

              C                                            G

    but if once an Eskimosee starts to cuddle up so cosy,

               D                          A                      D

    you'll find your passion cooling, yes, sirree.

 

                     G                                    D

4. You can never do a tango with an Eskimo,

     D               G

    no, no, no, oh dear, no !

               G

    If you do, you'll get the breeze up,

                      C

    and you'll end up with a freeze up,

                      D                                     G

    you must never do a tango with an Eskimo !

      D                                             E

    No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no !

       C                                    D  D7G

    Never do a tango with an Eskimo ! No, no, no !

 

 

(orig. = capo 1st)    (Alma Cogan)