My dog’s bigger than your dog

intro = verse 1 as instrumental

G D

1. My dog's bigger than your dog, my dog's bigger than yours,

G C G D G

my dog's bigger, and he chases mailmen, my dog's bigger than yours.

G D

2. My dad's tougher than your dad, my dad's tougher than yours.

G C G D G

My dad's tougher, and he yells louder and, my dad's tougher than yours.

C G D G

I'm not afraid of the dark anymore, I can tie my shoes.

C G G D G

I have been to the country and I am going to school.

+ verse 3 as instrumental

G D

3. Our car's faster than your car, our car's faster than yours,

G C G D G

it has a louder horn, it bumps other cars, our car's faster than yours.

G D G

Na na, na na na na.

G D

4. My Mom's older than your Mom, my Mom's older than yours,

G C

she takes smelly baths, she hides the gray hairs,

G D G

my Mom's older than yours,

C G D G

I'm not afraid of the dark anymore, I can tie my shoes.

C G G D G

I have been to the country and I am going to school.

G D G

Na na, na na na na.

(Tom Paxton)