Kiss me, I’m shit faced    (video)

 

    D - C - G      +  C - G - G - D     - C - G - D - C - G

 

         G                                    C              G

1. I play in a band, we're the best in the land,

               G                                       D

    we're big in both Chelsea and France.

               D                                         C                G

    I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar,

                   C                      G                       D

    there's a line of chicks waitin' for their chance.

           G                                      C                     G

    So come on now, honey, I'll make you feel pretty,

               G                                       D

    these other gals mean nothin' to me.

              D                                        C                 G

    Let's finish these drinks and be gone for the night,

                    C                G                  Em

    and I'm more than a handful you'll see.

 

        C                  G                                                                      D

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown.

             C                  G                        D       C                     G

In the trousers, she kissed me, and I only bought her one round.

 

               G                                      C                G

2. I can bench press a car, I'm an ex football star

                    G                                          D

    with degrees from both Harvard and Yale.

             D                                     C                   G

    Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine,

                   C             G                D

    I've had far better sex while in jail.

                G                                                 C                    G

    I've designed the Sears Tower, I make two grand an hour,

         G                                              D

    I cook the world's best duck flambé.

                        D                              C              G

    I'll take the pick of the litter, girls jockey for me,

                  C              G               Em

    I don't need these lines to get laid.

 

        C                  G                                                                      D

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown.

             C                  G                        D       C                     G

In the trousers, she kissed me, and I only bought her one round.

 

                G                                 C            G

3. I'm a man of the night, a real ladies’ delight,

                 G                                        D

    see my figure was chiseled from stone.

               G                                  C                G

    One more for the gal, then I'll escort her home,

                       C          G        D

    come last call, I'm never alone.

                G                                  C              G

    I've a house on the hill with a red water bed,

                     G                                          D

    that puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame,

             D                                C                  G

    with girls by the pool and Italian sports cars,

                   C               G                  Em

    I'm just here in this dump for the game.

 

        C                  G                                                                      D

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown.

             C                  G                        D       C                     G

In the trousers, she kissed me, and I only bought her one round.

        C                  G                                                                      D

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown.

             C                  G                        D       C                     G

In the trousers, she kissed me, and I only bought her one round.

 

      - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

+  Ahh, fuck it. Who am I shittin' ?

 

              G                         C                  G

4. I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright,

            G                                          D

    I'm definitely not chiseled from stone.

                 D                            C               G

    I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire,

            C                 D            G

    I'll probably die cold and alone.

                   G                                       C

    But just give me a chance, 'cause deep down inside

            C                                  D

    I swear I got a big heart of gold,

                 D                                 C

    I'm a monogamous man, no more one night stands,

                      C        D                        G

    come on, honey, let me take you home. 

 

        C                  G                                                                      D

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown.

             C                  G                        D       C                     G

In the trousers, she kissed me, and I only bought her one round.

        C                  G                                                                      D

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown.

             C                     G               D      C                      G

In the trousers (it was tiny), and I only bought her one round.

 

 

+  instrumental = CHORUS (lines 1 & 2)

 

        C                  G                                                                      D

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown.

             C                  G                        D       C                     G

In the trousers, she kissed me, and I only bought her one round.

        C                  G                                                                      D

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, and I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown.

             C                  G                        D       C                     G

In the trousers, she kissed me, and I only bought her one round.

 

 

(orig. = capo 3rd)   (Dropkick Murphys)