(spoken :
) Yo', man. - Yo'.
Open up, man
! - What do you want, man ?
My girl just caught me. - You let her catch you ?
I don't know how I let this
happen. - With who ?
The girl next door, you know.
- Man !
I don't know what to do. - Say
it wasn't you ! - Alright !
A G
Honey, came in and she caught
me red-handed,
A G
creeping with the girl next door.
A G A G
Picture this,
we were both butt-naked, banging on the bathroom floor.
A G A G
How could I forget that I had given her an extra key,
A G A G
all this time she was standing
there, she never took her eyes off me.
A G
1. How you can grant the woman access to your villa,
A G
trespasser
and a witness while you cling to your pillow ?
A G
You better watch your back
before she turn into a killer,
A G
best
for you and the situation not to call the beaner.
A G
To be a true player you have
to know how to play,
A G
if
she say “a night“, convince her say “a day”.
A G
Never admit to a word when she
say,
A G
and
if she claims and you tell her, baby, no way.
A G A
But she caught me on the
counter. - It wasn't me !
G A
Saw me bangin'
on the sofa. - It wasn't me !
G A
I even had her in the shower.
- It wasn't me !
G A
She even caught me on camera.
- It wasn't me.
G A
She saw the marks on my
shoulder. - It wasn't me !
G A
Heard the
words that I told her. - It wasn't me !
G A
Heard the
scream get louder. - It wasn't me !
G
She stayed until it was over.
A G
Honey, came in and she caught
me red-handed,
A G
creeping with the girl next door.
A G A G
Picture this,
we were both butt-naked, banging on the bathroom floor.
A
G A G
I had tried to keep her from what she was about to see.
A G A G
Why should she believe me when I told her it wasn't me
?
A G
2. Make sure she knows it's not you and lead her on the right prefix,
A G
whenever
you should see her make the giggolo flex.
A G
As funny as it be by you, it
not that complex,
A
G
seeing
is believing, so you better change your specs.
A G
You know she not gonna be worrying 'bout things from the past,
A G
hardly
recollecting and then she'll go to noontime mass.
A G
Wait for your answer : go over there,
A G
but
if she pack a gun you know you better run fast !
A
G A
But she caught me on the
counter. - It wasn't me !
G A
Saw me bangin'
on the sofa. - It wasn't me !
G A
I even had her in the shower.
- It wasn't me !
G A
She even caught me on camera.
- It wasn't me.
G A
She saw the marks on my
shoulder. - It wasn't me !
G A
Heard the
words that I told her. - It wasn't me !
G A
Heard the
scream get louder. - It wasn't me !
G
She stayed until it was over.
A G
Honey, came in and she caught
me red-handed,
A G
creeping with the girl next door.
A G A G
Picture this,
we were both butt-naked, banging on the bathroom floor.
A G A G
How could I forget that I had given her an extra key,
A G A G
all this time she was standing
there, she never took her eyes off me.
A G A G
+ Gonna tell her that I'm sorry for the pain that I've caused,
A G A G
I've been listening to your reason, it makes no sense at all.
A G A G
We should tell her that I'm
sorry for the pain that I've caused,
A G A G
you
may think that you're a player, but you're completely lost.
That's why I sing .... + CHORUS + A - G - A - G (4x) - A
(orig. = capo 3rd) (Shaggy)