If not you
D Em A
1. Who's gonna water my plants? Who's gonna patch my pants?
D
G A
And who's gonna
give me the chance to feel brand new?
D Em A
2. Who's gonna iron my shirts? Who's gonna kiss where it hurts?
D
G A
And who needs a man when he
flirts the way I do?
G -
A D - Bm G - A D
Wh….o, if not y…..ou? Wh….o, if not you?
+ instrumental = verse 2
G -
A D - Bm G - A D
Wh….o, if not y…..ou? Tell me, wh….o, if not
you?
D
Em A
3. Who's gonna wake me on time? Who'll smile
and say I look fine?
D G A
And who's gonna
stay on my mind the whole day through?
D
Em A
4. Who's gonna see that I'm fed? Then who's gonna want me in bed?
D G A
But who'll watch TV instead, because
I do?
G -
A D - Bm G - A D
Wh….o, if not y…..ou? Tell me, wh….o, if not
you?
G -
A - D - Bm
- G - A - D
Wh….o
…
(Dr. Hook)