I don’t look good naked anymore (2014)
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1. Well, my body could use a little slimmin',
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I keep my shirt on when I go swimmin',
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and I
ain't seen my feet since 1984.
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The old lady wants a roll in
the hay,
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we turn
the lights down all the way,
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'cause I
don't look good naked anymore.
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No, I don't look good naked anymore,
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I'm a deep fried, double-wide version of the man I was before.
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If I keep on like I'm doin', I won't fit
through the door,
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and I don't look good naked
anymore !
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2. Well, I used to be a hell of a man,
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I chopped wood with just one
hand,
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but I
can't do the things I done before.
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Well, it all happened kind of
slow,
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but I
guess I kinda let myself go,
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now
I don't look good naked anymore.
+ CHORUS
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3. With each and every passing year,
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came
a lot of French fries and beer.
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and
my belly hung a little closer to the floor.
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Now, my belly is as big as a
truck,
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and
the old lady don't wanna SHE DON'T WANNA !
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‘cause
I don't look good naked anymore.
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No, I don't look good naked anymore,
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I'm a deep fried, double-wide version of the man I was before.
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If I keep on like I'm doin', I won't fit
through the door,
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and I don't look good naked
anymore !
+ repeat CHORUS
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+ No, I don't look good
naked anymore !
(orig. = capo 2nd) (The Snake
Oil Willie Band)