Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie,
Kilo
F - Dm - Am - C
(2x)
F
Dm Am C
1. Vulcan ize the
whoopee stick in the ham wallet,
F Dm Am C
cattle
prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket.
F Dm AmC
Batter dip
the cranny ax in the gut locker,
F Dm Am C
retrofit
the pudding hatch, ooh, la la, with the boink swatter.
Bb
If I get you in the loop when
I make a point to be straight with you then,
F Am
in
lieu of the innuendo, in the end know my intent though.
Bb
I Brazilian wax poetic, so unpathetically,
F C F
I don‘t wanna beat around the bush.
F - Dm - Am
- C
Foxtrot, Uniform,
Charlie, Kilo.
F - Dm - Am - C
Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo.
+ F - Dm
- Am - C (2x)
F
Dm Am C
2. Marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten,
F Dm Am C
power
drill the yippee bog with the dude piston.
F Dm Am C
Pressure
wash the quiver bone in the bitch wrinkle,
F Dm Am C
cannonball
the fiddle cove, ooh la la, with the pork steeple.
Bb
If I get you in the loop when
I make a point to be straight with you then,
F Am
in
lieu of the innuendo, in the end know my intent though.
Bb
I Brazilian wax poetic, so unpathetically,
F C F
I don‘t wanna beat around the bush.
F - Dm - Am - C
Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo.
F - Dm - Am - C
Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo.
+ F - Dm - Am
- C (2x)
F - Dm
+ Put the you know what in the you know where,
Am
- C
put
the you know what in the you know where !
F - Dm
Put the you
know what in the you know where,
Am - C
put
the you know what in the you know
where !
F
Pronto !
(orig. = capo 1st) (The
Bloodhound Gang)