Do the Bartman (1990)    (video)

 

    (Homer) Bart. Bart. Bart. Bart !

    (Bart) I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.

 

    G - F - G - F (4x)

 

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1. Yo ! Hey, what's happening, dude ?

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    I'm the guy with the rep for being rude.

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    Terrorizing people wherever I go,

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    it's not intentional, just keepin' the flow.

 

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    Fixin' test scores to get the best scores,

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    droppin' banana peels all over the floor.

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    I'm the kid that made delinquency an art,

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    last name Simpson, first name Bart.

 

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    I'm here today to introduce the next phase,

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    the next step in the big Bart craze.

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    I've got a dance real, easy to do,

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    I learned it with no rhythm, and so can you.

 

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    So move your body if you've got the notion,

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    front to back in a rock-like motion.

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    Now that you've got it, if you think you can,

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    do it to the music - that's the Bartman.

 

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    Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman,

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    shake your body, turn it out if you can, man !

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Front to the back, to the side if you can, can,

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    everybody in the house do the Bartman !

 

+  repeat CHORUS

 

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2. It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks,

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    I got in trouble, yeah, pretty deep.

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    Homer was yellin', Mom was, too,

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    because I put mothballs in the beef stew.

 

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    Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom,

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    sitting by myself, confined to my room.

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    When all else fails, nothin' else left to do,

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    I turn on the music, so I can feel the groove.

 

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    Move your body, if you've got the notion,

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    front to back in a rock-like motion !

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    Move you hips from side to side now.

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    don't ya slip, let your feet glide now !

 

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    If ya got the groove, ya gotta use it,

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    light rhythm in time with the music.

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    You just might start a chain reaction,

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    if you can do the Bart, you're bad like Michael Jackson.

 

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    Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman,

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    shake your body, turn it out if you can, man !

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Front to the back, to the side if you can, can,

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    everybody in the house do the Bartman !

 

+  repeat CHORUS

 

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+  Do the Bartman! Do the Bartman !

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    Everybody back and forth, from side to side.

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    Do the Bartman! Do the Bartman !

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    Pick your feet up off the floor, let 'em glide!

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    Do the Bartman! Do the Bartman !

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    She can do it, he can do it, so can I.

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    Do the Bartman! Do the Bartman !

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    Now here's a dance beat that you can't deny.

 

+  Bb - C - Bb - C (2x)

 

(Homer) Turn it down! Will you stop that infernal racket?!

 

(Back) DO THE BARTMAN!!!      

 

(Lisa plays saxophone)    +  G - F - G - F (2x)

 

(Bart) Oh, my ears! Lisa! Put that saxophone away!

 

    You can't touch this. (clatter)

 

    I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything. …..

 

(orig. = capo 1st)    (The Simpsons)