Boris the Bat    (video)

 

    Am - G - F - E (4x)

 

              Am                                   E

1. There once was a bat named Boris,

         Am                             E

    he lived in the belfry instead of in the forest,

                Dm                             C

    and he used to hang around upside down,

     E                                         E7

    high up in the church at the edge of town.

 

  F                                  Am

Ding-a-ling dang-a-ling, upside down,

       C                                            E

he couldn't see too well, but he heard the slightest sound,

              Am                                F                   C

from the flutter of a moth to a splutter and a cough,

  E                                         E7        Am

high up in the church at the edge of town.

 

+  Am - G - F - E (2x)

 

        Am                             E

2. A belfry is where they keep the bells,

     Am                            E

    dark and dusty, with lots of musty smells.

             Dm                                       C

    It's a probable fact, you wouldn't fancy that,

                 E                    E7

    but it's just the job, if you're a bat.

 

+  CHORUS      +  Am - G - F - E (2x)

 

     Am                                    E

3. Bats in the belfry - they should be in the forest,

           Am                               E

    the vicar wasn't pleased to be quite honest.

          Dm                                       C

    He said that all the bats would have to go away,

     E                                         E7

    but he changed his mind the very next day.

 

+  CHORUS      +  Am - G - F - E (2x)

 

     Am                                    E

4. That night some burglars came to rob the church,

     Am                                    E

    Boris, he heard them and fluttered off his perch.

                   Dm                                     C

    And the shadow of his wings in the pale moonlight,

       E                                                      E7

    made them drop their bag, well, they got such a fright.

 

  F                                  Am

Ding-a-ling dang-a-ling, upside down,

       C                                            E

he couldn't see too well, but he heard the slightest sound,

              Am                                F                   C

from the flutter of a moth to a splutter and a cough,

  E                                         E7        Am

high up in the church at the edge of town.

 

+  Am - G - F - E (2x)   + instrumental = verse 4

 

+ CHORUS        +  Am - G - F - E (2x)   

 

     Am                                      E

5. Off went the burglars, they left behind their bag,

            Am                               E

    they only got a scare, they didn't get the swag.

                  Dm                                   C

    And the vicar was so pleased, as far as I can tell

      E                                                        E7

    Boris the bat still sleeps amongst the bells.

 

+  CHORUS      + Am - G - F - E (6x)  …

 

    (Ralph McTell)