Aussie BAR-B-Q
1. When the summer sun is shining on Australia’s happy land,
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around
countless fires in strange attire you see many solemn bands
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of
glum Australians watching their lunch go up in flames,
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by
the smoke and the smell you can plainly tell, it’s barbie
time again.
When the steaks are burning fiercely and the smoke gets in your eyes,
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your snags all taste of fried
toothpaste, and your mouth is full of flies.
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It’s a national institution, it’s Australian
through and through,
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so come on mate and grab your
plate, let’s have a BAR-B-Q.
2. The Scotch eat lots of haggis, the French eat snails and frogs,
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the Greeks go crackers over their musakis, and the Yankees love hot dogs,
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the
Welshman loves to have a leek, the Irish love their stew,
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but
you just can’t beat the half-cooked meat at an Aussi
BAR-B-Q.
3. There’s a fly stuck in the margerine, the
bread has gone rock hard,
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the
kids are fighting and the mozzies are biting, who
forgot the Aeroguard?
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There’s bull
ants in the esky, and the beer is running out,
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and
what you saw in mum’s coldslaw, you just don’t think
about.
5. And when the barbie’s
over, and you’re homeward once again,
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with
a queezy tummy in the family dunny
many lonely hours you spend,
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you
may find yourself reflecting, as many often do,
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come rain
or shine, that’s the very last time, you’ll have a BAR-B-Q.