36 D (video)

D - C - G + D - C - G (2x)

D

1. Close your legs, open your mind,

C G

leave those compliments well behind,

D C - G - D

dig a little deeper into yourself, and you may find.

D

Come on over here, just sit right down,

C G

needn’t comb your hair, needn’t pout or frown,

D C - G

I hear you’ve turned our young men into dribbling clowns.

D - C G

36 D, so what, D, so what, is that all that you’ve got ?

D - C G

36 D, so what, D, so what, is that all that you’ve got ?

+ D - C - G (2x)

D C G

2. Make their day and go ahead, remove your clothes, lie on their bed,

D C - G

just a last gasp chance or an outside bet to the easily led.

D

And before you do just what you do,

C G

here’s one thought for you to chew,

D C - G

the men who run the business that you sell, they screw you, too.

D - C G

36 D, so what, D, so what, is that all that you’ve got ?

D - C G

36 D, so what, D, so what, is that all that you’ve got ?

Bm G

+ You’re just another 365 night stand,

D A

but you’re so handy, you’re so handy.

Bm G

You cheapen and you nasty every woman in this land,

D A

but you’re so handy, you’re so handy.

+ D - C - G - D - C

D

3. Your picture’s hanging pretty on the squaddities’ walls,

C G

you’re Steven’s, Andy’s, you’re Ian’s, you’re Paul’s.

D

Your body’s thought of fondly in the rugby mauls,

C - G

but you want more.

D

Your name is always mentioned in the jokes he cracks,

C G

your coach and horses and your wool-packs.

D C - G

Your poses turn the passive into maniacs, but you want more.

D - C G

36 D, so what, D, so what, is that all that you’ve got ?

D - C G

36 D, so what, D, so what, is that all that you’ve got ?

+ repeat CHORUS

+ D - C - G - D - C - G ….

(The Beautiful South)